Stories Archive by Month - January
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Marriage Annulled Because Couple Are Not Related
In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.
Was 9/11 An Illusion Masterminded By Top Vegas Magician?
Has Osama bin Laden Broken the Magician's Code? Top Conspiracy Theorists Claim Terror Chief's Conjuring Skills Pose Dire Threat to West!
Alien Inseminator Suspected At Aguilera And Ritchie Co-spawning
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): An extraterrestrial inseminator is the prime paternity suspect today following reports that Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie both gave birth at the same time in adjacent delivery rooms and the Seedy
Britney Spears: Campaign Phone Calls Drove Me Insane
New details of the events leading up to Britney Spears\' breakdown earlier this month have emerged, shedding light on the cause of the pop star\'s meltdown.
Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas
Contrary to the 'What happens in Vegas' marketing campaign a recent study proves that only 62% of what happens, rather that 100% of what happens, stays in Las Vegas. The findings
Dyslexics Demand Name Change
A hoarde of angry protesters gathered outside the offices of Dictionary Inc earlier today to demand a change to the usage of the term dyslexic.
Bush Concludes Mideast Visit In Egypt With Light Saber Rattling
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Egypt (UPSI) - President Bush today concludes in Egypt his tour of the Middle East that the White House has characterized as "a stunningly successful
Michael Jackson Auctions Himself On Ebay!
eBay - He dances, he sings, he cooks, and even cleans! He's the ever so wonderful, ever so eventful Michael Jackson. And he's up for auction on eBay!...
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