Stories Archive by Month - January
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Pat Robertson To Replace Simon Cowell On "American Idol"!
(Los Angeles-CA) TMZ.com posted that sources close to Fremantle Media, the company producing "American Idol", is considering "700 Club" founder evangelist Pat Robertson to replace Simon Cowell.
American Idol funny stories, contestants and Simon Cowell fun
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New C-murder Prison Christmas CD
GRETNA, LA – From the bowels of the Jefferson Parish Correctional Facility a faint thump could be heard through the stone walls. Some inmates strained to hear what might be playing from beneath the stone
Jay Reatard's Death At 29 Finally Knocks Tila Tequila Off Her Twittering Perch
Memphis - (OMG!) The sudden, unexpected death in his sleeep of garage rock nihilist Jimmy Lee Lindsay - aka Jay Reatard - has finally upstaged Tila Tequila's manic twitterings.
The musician died mysteriously at home in
Katie Couric To Undergo On-air Pap Smear
NEW YORK – CBS anchor Katie Couric announced today that in February she will have a pap smear “live” on the CBS Evening News. She has asked the FCC for permission to show explicit graphics
A Shirtless Levi Johnston Will Diaper Your Baby
LAS VEGAS – As the flame begins to flicker on his fifteen minute candle, Levi Johnston held a press conference at Palace Station Hotel and Casino to announce the opening of his new company, Frontier
Lil Wayne Attacked By Marauding Band of Graffiti Artists
LOS ANGELES – Los Angeles Police Chief Charlie Beck, told reporters today that his detectives are diligently pursuing the graffiti taggers who held Rap Artist Lil Wayne down, covering him in unattractive graffiti “tags.”
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Man Decapitates His Son During Family Softball Game
WHITTIER, CA – In what appears to be a freak accident, a man inadvertently decapitated his own son while swinging at a pitch during a neighborhood softball game. Nine year old Carl Carson Jr. was
Keith Olbermman's Mom Evicts Him From Basement
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK – MSNBC news commentator Keith Olbermann was evicted from his Mother’s basement by Suffolk County Police yesterday. Olbermann, who is about to turn fifty one years old, has lived in the
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