Stories Archive by Month - January
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Al Gore Postpones Copenhagen To Hear Tiger Woods Confess
JUNIPER ISLAND, FL – Over the weekend, Vice President Al Gore postponed a lucrative trip to Copenhagen so he might convince golf impresario Tiger Woods to confess to him. Gore told reporters that at this
Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Win The 2010 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' Contest In Atlanta Competition.
Vanessa was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010.
In a surprise twist, Zac Efron beat two other favorites who took runner-up positions in the Mr & Mrs contest.
Robert Pattinson Issues Personal Apology To All His Female Fans For Serial Womanising
Handsome Robert Pattinson, the gorgeous male actor with the 'Wow' factor - is also a thoroughly proper English gentleman.
He is aware that he is the personal property of millions of equally gorgeous and beautiful
Reid Walks On The Wild Side, Steps In Shit
Harry Reid really stepped in it now, but into what did he step? A pile of Republican bullshit, by the looks of it. Senator Reid was quoted in some expose-esque work as saying that
China To Build Googgle.cn Hopes No One Notices
Beijing, China - With news that Google will no longer censor search results and possibly pull out of China, because of hacking attacks, the Chinese government announced it would be creating its own search engine
Father Rungi Responds To Saudi Muslim Cleric
Father Rungi, an Italian Catholic priest, is not one to shy away from controversy. In August, we reported that he planned on organizing a Nun Beauty Pageant, which shocked old fashioned catholics
Wall Street Vs Main Street
There's a large gang war happening in America between Wall Street and Main Street. Not since the Bloods Vs Crips rivalry has there been so much at stake. Each side is
Robert Pattinson And Christina Ricci Fix Secret Nude 'Bel Ami' Rehearsals
Those who 'know' and understand their theatre will all have heard about The Method. But for the few who are unaware of the secret world of many great actors we should explain. There is a
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