Stories Archive by Month - January
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The Nation's Economic Mess Hits The Hell's Angels
MILPITAS, California - The leader of the Northern California chapter of the Hell's Angels Corbin "Zoom Zoom" Knoxcross has stated that due to the continuing downward spiraling economic situation his organization has had to make
Jon And Kate Make Nice With New Show
The Home and Food network announced today that Jon and Kate Gosselin have agreed to star in a new show for the network. The couple will be reviewing restaurants in the Los Angeles area.
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The Selena Gomez Purity Ring Is Breaking Sales Records
HOLLYWOOD - The national Who's Buying What Product Agency has reported that at present the number one selling item is The Selena Gomez Purity Ring.
They say that it has even surpassed The Miley Cyrus -
Gallagher's Autobiography melonoma Moments Hammered By Critics
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Doctors Say Newsman Keith Olbermann Showing Signs of Oxygen Deprivation
Doctors at Washington D.C.'s Joe Gibbs Memorial Hospital have said that the recent words and actions of NBC Newsman and commentator Keith Olbermann are the results of his being deprived of oxygen. These medical experts
With Injuries So Severe, Tiger Woods Has Purchased The Late Michael Jackson's Face To Use As A Transplant.
Peoplemhave been speculating on the whereabouts of golfing champion Tiger Woods. Last seen been driven away in an ambulance after a violent domestic encounter at his home this past Thanksgiving weekend, Woods has been reportedly
The Bachelor Scandal Saga Continues With Miss P. Thrown Under The Bus
HOLLYWOOD - One of the girls who is vying for the affections of this years Bachelor, Rosarita Velveeta Pappalardi, has been asked to gather up all of her Revlon, Cover Girl, and Maybelline stuff and
The Jay Leno Show Cancelled - To Be Replaced By "Nadya And Kate Plus 22"
LOS ANGELES - NBC has finally decided to cancel The Jay Leno Show.
A representative for NBC said that the ratings had gotten so bad that other stations were beating Jay with shows like The
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