Stories Archive by Month - January

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Top 11 Signs Your New Year's Resolution Has Failed

Received notice of impending lawsuit from the RIAA...

 BBSpot
Added: 12 January 2010
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Taylor Swift To Taylor Lautner: "I've Seen Bigger On A Three-month Old!"

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) -- What was to be a fantasy come true, two Taylors in one bed, making hot, sweaty sex (and for one, the first time) became a bitter, howling fist fight that

 The Spoof
Added: 12 January 2010
Mystery Surrounds William's Birthday Gift To Kate Middleton

Mystery Surrounds William's Birthday Gift To Kate Middleton

Staff close to Prince William spent the evening relaxing in the lounge bar of the King's Head after all the activities surrounding yesterday's celebrations for Kate Middleton's 28th birthday. The main topic of conversation: What

 The Spoof
Added: 12 January 2010
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Zac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Get Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens at first denied the rumor about them having matching tattoos, but both have since admitted that the tattoo rumor is actually true. Zac said that the

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Mariah Carey Still Explaining Acceptance Speech

Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010
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The Joker Is Wild

Britain's Japesters in Mourning as Country's Top Practical Joker Dies! Friends and Family Recall the Politicians and Celebrities Who Fell Victim to His Hilarious Pranks!

 The Sleaze
Added: 11 January 2010
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Just Call Me 'CC' Says Cheryl Cole

All round entertainer, chart topper, X-Factor judge, WAG, fantasy sex object, girl next door and hair product advertiser Cheryl Cole today announced that she was getting heartily sick of constantly being referred to as 'Cheryl

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Kate Gosselin Has A New "Do" And A New "Beau"

MANHATTAN - The newly divorced Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 TV fame was in town for an interview with MILF Monthly Magazine. Kate walked into the magazine's office sporting a new hairdo, a

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010


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