Stories Archive by Month - January

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Kate Middleton Spends Birthday In Huddle With Psychics

Kate Middleton Spends Birthday In Huddle With Psychics

London - (Rotters): Barricaded in the London College of Psychic Studies' panic room today desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton spent her 28th birthday coaxing and cajoling a ouija board. Seven years of mediums' predictions have so

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010
Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again

Twilight's Ashley Green Posing Nude Again

Ashley Greene, fresh from the Twilight New Moon blockbuster, is posing nude for her new role in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special, sort of. How can she sort of pose in the nude? Well, let's admit

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Elin To Throw Out Their Marital Bed

Elin Woods: "I should have been aware as to what was going on with Tiger" she said in an interview with TIGER TIMES, a new tabloid now being published to keep up with all the

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010
The Gun-totin' Nba Star Gilbert Arenas Has Been Suspended For The Rest of The Season

The Gun-totin' Nba Star Gilbert Arenas Has Been Suspended For The Rest of The Season

WASHINGTON D.C. - The commissioner of the National Basketball Association has banned Washington Wizards all-star point guard Gilbert Arenas for the remainder of the NBA season. Stern said that he will also be levying a fine

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010
Criss Angel  Disappeared Into Thin Air!

Criss Angel Disappeared Into Thin Air!

Criss Angel, top illusionist in the city of Las Vegas appears to have disappeared for real. The casino well known to host Criss' famous shows is at a loss as to where the famous performer has

 The Spoof
Added: 11 January 2010
The Crotch Bomber Kid

The Crotch Bomber Kid

How dare Al-Qaeda! What despicable levels won't these pricks stoop to, to take a young impressionable kid from Nigeria and send him to Detroit? The Monsters! Talk about Out of Africa… Luckily, the terrorist's

 Daily Discord
Added: 11 January 2010
Apple Surprises With Early Announcement of New "Tablet"

Apple Surprises With Early Announcement of New "Tablet"

Cupertino, CA - Worried that details of their new tablet would leak before the scheduled media event, Steve Jobs took to the podium at a hastily arranged press conference to announce the iPill tablet from

Kate Middleton Elopes With Prince Harry

Kate Middleton Elopes With Prince Harry

Saint Croix, VI-- Kate Middleton has finally snagged herself a prince. The raven-haired beauty eloped last night with her longtime beau's baby brother. In the worst fraternal betrayal since Cain killed Abel, Prince Harry married



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