Stories Archive by Month - January

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U.S. Announces 2008 Olympic Torture Team

Colorado Springs, COLORADO − After months of rigorous training at the U.S. Olympic Training Complex in Colorado Springs, Colorado, amateur and professional Olympic hopefuls eagerly awaited the announcement of who will get to represent the

 The Spoof
Added: 21 January 2006
Dick Cheney And Osama Bin Laden Attack American Democracy

Dick Cheney And Osama Bin Laden Attack American Democracy

The American democratic system suffered attacks on two fronts today as Cheney and Bin Landen each released sharply critical statements. Both have sworn to change the American system of government by

Pentagon Beefs Up Iraq Troop Humvee Security With Baby On Board Stickers

Pentagon Beefs Up Iraq Troop Humvee Security With Baby On Board Stickers

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., November 19, 2006Pentagon spokesman Bryan Whitman announced today the US Defense Department will begin an immediate security upgrade process for soldiers stationed in Iraq by

 Avantnews
Added: 21 January 2006
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Scarlett Johanssen At The Golden Globes

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 January 2006
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Head-out Parker Furious About Arnold Motorcycle Accident

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 January 2006
Bush Diary -  I-ran Has Wmd's, We're Pretty Sure About It This Time

Bush Diary - I-ran Has Wmd's, We're Pretty Sure About It This Time

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 Bongo News
Added: 21 January 2006
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Canada, Muddled By Seasonal Affective Disorder, Votes In Conservatives

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorOttawa, January 24, 2006Canadian voters, weepy and bleary-eyed from a national epidemic of seasonal affective disorder (SAD), voted the previously dark horse Conservatives, led by Stephen Harper,

 Avantnews
Added: 20 January 2006
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Middle Eastern Citizens Want Clarification of Gop "Culture of Life" Campaign

Damadola, PAKISTAN (Reuters) - In coordinated Anti-American rallies that simultaneously took place in several Middle Eastern cities Wednesday morning, political and religious leaders from across the arid region called on the American Republican Part...

 The Spoof
Added: 20 January 2006


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