Stories Archive by Month - January

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Bin Laden Releases Audio Transcript On Clay Tablets

Bin Laden Releases Audio Transcript On Clay Tablets

(2006-01-20) ? Reclusive billionaire political entrepreneur Usama bin Laden, concerned about CNN?s ability to accurately translate his recently-released audiotape, today issued a full transcript on clay tablets inscribed with a bronze stylus. Latest Bin Laden Image

Delay Fakes Death To Avoid Prosecution

Delay Fakes Death To Avoid Prosecution

Sugarland, TX (APE) - Police arrested and later released disgraced Texas representative Tom Delay yesterday, accusing him of trying to fake his own death to avoid prosecution. Thomas Dale

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 20 January 2006
Scientist Sneeze Scatters Comet Dust

Scientist Sneeze Scatters Comet Dust

NASA officials are not commenting about a rumor circulating among scientific circles concerning the fate of the comet dust carried to earth aboard the Stardust spacecraft. Apparently the entire 1 tsp sample of comet dust

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Wingding Institute Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterOslo, Norway October 10, 2011 The Norwegian Nobel Committee shocked the world yesterday when it announced that the controversial Wingding Institute had won the 2011 Nobel

 Avantnews
Added: 20 January 2006
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Dahmer Menu

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 BBSpot
Added: 20 January 2006
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Taliban To Regroup For Farewell Tour

Hollywood - Billboard Magazine is reporting that the Taliban, one of the most controversial groups on the current scene, is going to regroup for a farewell tour. Insiders say that mega-producers Quincy Jones and Jimmy

 Broken Newz
Added: 20 January 2006
Sony Sends 180 Million Aibos To Search For Osama Bin Laden

Sony Sends 180 Million Aibos To Search For Osama Bin Laden

With the current reward for Bin Laden's head and/or fluffy white turban exceeding 500 MILLION DOLLARS Sony Corporation parachuted 180 million willing Aibo robot dogs over portions of southern Afghanistan as part of an elaborate

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Brown And Root Awarded Torture Instrument Contract

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 Bongo News
Added: 20 January 2006


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