Stories Archive by Month - January
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Warren Beatty Is Defibrillated During His Golden Globes Acceptance Speech
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Bush Announces Federal Aid For Stricken Malibu
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Ikea In Proper Furniture Shake-up
There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the world of retail yesterday when it was announced that Ikea would be actually starting to sell some decent furniture at last.
Mutant Robot Crabs Run Riot In North Sea
Fears in Cromer Norfolk that the sea has been taken over by a strain of mutant robot crabs.
Hawaii Secedes From Usa, Declares War
In a shocking turn of events this afternoon, the American state of Hawaii has officially withdrawn it's membership from the United States.
Britney And Justin In Mic Attack
Britney Spears was reported to have swallowed her microphone during her come back concert While she was belting out her new single from her recently released album.
Young Girl Savagely Attacked By Superstar
A young Scottish girl has been attacked by world famous superstar Beyonce Knowles.
Bush Sees Wmd As Key To Fresh New Way Forward In Iraq
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., May 16, 2007President Bush announced today his "Fresh New Way Forward" plan for Iraq, the strategy for which hinges primarily on the equipping of Iraqi
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