Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Ricky Tomlinson Expresses Shock That British Gas Are Capitalists.
Socialist union antagonist Ricky 'Scouse' Tomlinson has revealed he is shocked to learn British Gas is actually a capitalist organisation.
Fujikawa Embarrasses All Teens Everywhere
16-year-old golf sensation Todd Fujikawa topped an incredible week at the Sony Open with a birdie on the last hole to finish in a tie for 20th.
Fox 'Machine Man' Mascot Beaten Senseless
Fox's NFL coverage continues to feature an animated robotic 'player' with exaggerated metal musculature as part of its graphics package.
Mcgwire Gets In Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame
Mark McGwire's history of steroid abuse kept him so far out of the Baseball Hall Of Fame he actually finished under Tatum O'Neal in the voting, but that's exactly the kind of dysfunctional, abusive behavior
Webster's Accepts 'SCHOTTENHEIMERED' As Verb
The San Diego Chargers lost to - check that - handed victory on a black velvet display pillow stolen from Harry Winston's jewelry counter - to the New England Patriots Sunday, 27-24.
Flaws Found In Intelligent Design Theory
In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of 'intelligent design'.
Raytheon Settles Strike; Both Sides Thank Retards
In a surprising development, Union members accepted the less than generous new settlement offer from Raytheon execution-I mean -executives. The one thing both sides could agree on was the indispensable role of their retarded workers.
Florida Celebrates Bcs Win
Urban Meyer's Florida Gators celebrated their upset of Ohio State in the BCS championship game with a parade and party in Gainesville this weekend.
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