Stories Archive by Month - January
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Trump And Rosie Bury The Hatchet, Have Greatest Making-up Sex Ever
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Obama Already Learning From Exploratory Committee
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(2007-01-16) -- First-term Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today said he's excited about the formation of his presidential exploratory committee, and has already learned a lot from the process.
"This morning, I got a call from
Islamic Rage Boy Ends Maddening Castro Death Watch
The news that Fidel Castro's condition had once again grown grave--continuing a seemingly endless death watch that we're sure must be captivating someone, somewhere--drove Islamic Rage Boy to take matters into his own hands yesterday.
Punk Band Singles Out Geeks In Audience And Refuses To Play Until They Leave
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Soylent Green Biofuel Co. Wins Arlington National Cemetery Maintenance Contract
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Department of Veterans' Affairs has awarded a 2-year, $33 billion contract to Soylent Green BioFuel Co. to turn the bodies of deceased U.S. war veterans into fuel.
Top 11 Rejected Names For World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
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Britney's Waxwork Model 'Weeping Tears of Blood'
London - (Ass Mess): A waxwork model of Britney Spears at Madam Tussaud's Museum in London was reported today to be weeping tears of blood after a protracted internet satire soap opera lampooning the singer's...
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