Stories Archive by Month - January

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Top Environmentalist Claims Planet Is 'Screwed'

Top Environmentalist Claims Planet Is 'Screwed'

A top government environmentalist, Professor J. Caringbunny, last night rocked the scientific community with news that the Earth was 'screwed'....

 The Spoof
Added: 16 January 2007
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Chair Rights Groups Outraged By Act of "Lipo-Terror"

Chair rights activists have responded with outrage after a security camera image of a rather ample woman waiting for a delayed flight at London's Heathrow airport appeared on the Internet last week. One group, Not...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 16 January 2007
Aishwarya Rai Or Angelina Jolie: Who's Hotter?

Aishwarya Rai Or Angelina Jolie: Who's Hotter?

Hollywood or Bollywood? The most important story in the world today is Aishwarya Rai, former Miss World and the only woman who could potentially challenge Angelina Jolie for the title of World's Most Beautiful Woman,

Outrage As Pope Takes Crap In A Phonebox

Outrage As Pope Takes Crap In A Phonebox

The Vatican was forced to issue an apology yesterday after the Pope was photographed befouling a public phone box in St Peter's Square...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 January 2007
Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury Rumours Rife As The Police Reform

Glastonbury founder Michael Beavis was today thanking his persistent nagging as The Police famed for hits like 'Roxanne' & 'Don't Stand So Close To Me' announced they would be pe...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 January 2007
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Bblooper: James Was There

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 BBSpot
Added: 16 January 2007
Castro Accidentally Decapitated, Doctors Say Improving

Castro Accidentally Decapitated, Doctors Say Improving

Havana, Cuba (UPSI) - Spanish surgeon José Luis Garcia Sabrido today held a press conference with the severed yet apparently still alive head of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. The

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 16 January 2007
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Red Sox Agree 2090 Is Their Ws Goal!

Red Sox management and on-field manager and coaches agree that a World Series Championship in 2090 is a worthy goal...

 The Spoof
Added: 16 January 2007


Virgo horoscope

Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......

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