Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Inconsolable at the death of her soldier son, Mrs Rachel Cohen went to the High Court to order an immediate extraction of his sperm 'in case some nice young fertile
The 'Conservative' wing of the the Republican party is especially exercised and incensed over the Democrats' proposed ethics reform package. They are madder than hell about it and letting everyone know. Neocons are offering spirited
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorCarbon Hill, Alabama, October 3, 2010His name is Artemus K. Yooley, but most folks around here know him as DiCaprio, or sometimes just plain Leonardo. Most folks
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 15, 2007In a surprise sequel to the string of legislative successes encapsulated in the 110th Congress's "100 hours" platform, House lawmakers today passed the
Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, who claims to have invented the internet, has announced a list of the other things that he has invented. Many speculate that this has been done to boost a