Stories Archive by Month - January

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Dead Soldier's Sperm Harvested

Dead Soldier's Sperm Harvested

Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): Inconsolable at the death of her soldier son, Mrs Rachel Cohen went to the High Court to order an immediate extraction of his sperm 'in case some nice young fertile

 The Spoof
Added: 21 January 2007
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Republicans Mad As Hell Over Ethics Reform!

The 'Conservative' wing of the the Republican party is especially exercised and incensed over the Democrats' proposed ethics reform package. They are madder than hell about it and letting everyone know. Neocons are offering spirited

 The Spoof
Added: 21 January 2007
Angelina Jolie Eats Her Own Waste

Angelina Jolie Eats Her Own Waste

Breaking News, Angelina Jolie has been claimed to have been eating her own 'Poo' .

Alabama Savant Invents Transistor, Cell Phone, Telegraph

Alabama Savant Invents Transistor, Cell Phone, Telegraph

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorCarbon Hill, Alabama, October 3, 2010His name is Artemus K. Yooley, but most folks around here know him as DiCaprio, or sometimes just plain Leonardo. Most folks

 Avantnews
Added: 21 January 2007
Romanian Humor: Condi And Bush

Romanian Humor: Condi And Bush

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110th Congress Passes No President Left Behind Act

110th Congress Passes No President Left Behind Act

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 15, 2007In a surprise sequel to the string of legislative successes encapsulated in the 110th Congress's "100 hours" platform, House lawmakers today passed the

 Avantnews
Added: 20 January 2007
Former V.p. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

Former V.p. Al Gore Announces New Inventions

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, who claims to have invented the internet, has announced a list of the other things that he has invented. Many speculate that this has been done to boost a

 The Spoof
Added: 20 January 2007
George Bush Eats Pussy

George Bush Eats Pussy

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 Bongo News
Added: 20 January 2007


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