Stories Archive by Month - January
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Japan Develops Innovative Female Sex Toy
SUKMA, WIGWAG, JAPAN - From the country that's brought us, Kabuki Dancers, Bonsai Trees, Karate, Sushi and Pokemon, have now come up with the ultimate sex partner. Developed at Suzuki Laboratories University Tech (SLUT),...
Clintons Placed In Charge of House Page Program
The House on Friday overhauled the board supervising its teenage pages, responding to a scandal that left youngsters vulnerable to...
Trump Outs Rosie As Hetero
Just when you thought the Trump/Rosie O'Donnell feud couldn't get any worst, Trump upped the ante with new accusations. In remarks uglier than an anorexic Rosie with a blond comb-over, Trump suggested that O'Donnell has
Mourinho: 'I'll Stay If Chelsea Supports Me'
Mourinho has announced he will happily stay at Stamford Bridge providing he has the support of Chelsea Clinton, daughter of former White House lecher and his often chilly wife, the senator.
Barry Bonds On Methamphetamine - So What?
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Aliens Announce Completion of Human Observation And Research Program
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorPlatte Flats, Utah, June 29, 2166Extra-terrestrials from the planet Koob in the star system Rigel Kentaurus announced today their 200,000-year program of observing and testing human life
Microsoft To Sue Apple Over Iphone
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Redmond, WA (APE) - Multibillionaire and founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, today announced that he is pursuing legal recourse against Apple Inc. in regards to
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