Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Riaa Plan For Rfid Chips In Cds Will Prevent Unauthorized Sharing
Los Angeles, CA - The RIAA is considering adding RFID tags to CDs to ensure that the CD is always with the buyer. With the tracking device, the RIAA and its member labels can make
Clay Aiken Spotted On A Date With Sexy Mexican Tv Star
American Idol runner up Clay Aiken has put an end to rumours of his sexuality after he was spotted in an LA restaurant with a sexy Mexican TV star. Aiken, is claiming though that he
Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer
Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments
Jeremy Paxman Says His Cock Simply Too Big For M And S Underpants
Jeremy Paxman has written an e-mail to Marks and Spencer CEO Sir Stuart Rose claiming 'your underpants can't cope with my enormous knob'.
Letters: January 20, 2008
Mostly nonsensical thoughts from our readers about various matters of the universe.
Schumacher To Make Sensational Return!
Michael Schumacher has today announced that he will be making 'the biggest comeback since Jesus' when he rejoins the F1 paddock to go racing once more.
Virgo horoscope
Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....
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