Stories Archive by Month - January
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London-bound Yemenis To Be Given Parachute & Gps Bracelet
London - (Drowning Street): A new security crackdown will see all Yemeni visitors flying to the United Kingdom airdropped over the Channel on the last leg of their plane journeys.
Special parachute suits will be issued
Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits
Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating
Supreme Court Approves Sale of United States Government To The Chamber of Commerce
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the United States Supreme court has approved the sale of the U.S. Government to the United States Chamber of Commerce. The deal struck between
Willy Wonka Has A Krafty Plan
Willy Wonka has a krafty plan which he dreamed up after he was denied bidding for Cadbury's by some politicians including Slugworth Brown.
Now that Cadbury's have been taken over by Kraft, Willy now has a
E-e-t News: Health Care Reform Doa. John Edwards Goes Haiti. Tiger Woods Sex Addict.
(Port-au-Prince-Haiti) Former Presidential candidate and husband of the year John Edwards went to the earthquake shattered country of Haiti with a group of 25 people, including doctors, to "help in whatever
Cheryl Cole Files Lawsuit To Protect Her Beaver
Lawyers for entertainer Cheryl Cole have filed a class action lawsuit today in Federal court on behalf of Castor Canedensis' everywhere. To all who might have missed a biology class or two, that refers to
With Staff Generals Defecting, O'bomba Camp Raises White Flag; Bank And Insurance Generals Promise Safe Treatment For O'bomba Children During Trial For "Crimes Against Banker Boy Immunity"
Like Andrew Johnson before him, the last days of the O'Bomba regime are now being written.
Having battled only with a Super Majority and an overwhelming public support after eight years of Bush Purgatory, the
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