Stories Archive by Month - January
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Jo Yeates Cops Scent Blood On Trail of Tears
Police investigating the murder of landscape architect Jo Yeates, have reportedly been talking to a weeping girl. But they will not say whether this weeping woman has provided any concrete evidence in their search
Karl Rove, Senator Rand Paul, Make Sure Sue Lowden Runs
LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) You make sure Sue runs, Karl. And you get everybody lined up. I see the stars are lined up for Sue. Also, be sure to pass on
Osama Bin Laden Threatens France: "I Will Steal The Eiffel Tower!"
KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden speaking at radio station WPAK in Karachi has issued a stern warning to French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.
The 6 foot 6 inch tall Bin Laden
Tanja Morson Denies Grassing Up Boyfriend Vincent Tabak
Bristol - (Whodunnit): She's the weekend red tops' favorite for grassing up the Dutch boyfriend to Bristol cops.
And she's gone to ground during Vincent Tabak's police interrogation, extended by another 30 hour warrant on Friday.
Family
Katie Price "Piste Off" With Love Goes On Man Hunt
Role model and mother, Katie Price, who has always bent over backwards to make her marriages work, has gone and treated herself to a ski holiday.
"It's true I've always bent over backwards to satisfy my
Karl Rove, Here's How We Deal Johnny Ensign And Dean Heller
LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) Karl, here's how we deal Johnny Ensign and Dean Heller: make them irrelevant, by kicking off a tax revolt. Who cares what politician wins? Just stop paying them
Resignation Shocks
Alan Johnson has resigned over the Police Constable who is rumoured to had all night lie ins with lonely Mrs Johnson when her husband was at all night sittings.
As if this wasn't shock enough Andy
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