Stories Archive by Month - January
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Selena Gomez Bullies Demi Lovato Into Buying Anti-nude Bulletproof Vest
LOS ANGELES: At last, the girls have got it together. Sick and tired of being papped by filthy old men, teenage girl megastars have begun to buy clothing that will maintain their pure
Derek Hough Reportedly Has A Collection of Over 900 Nude Photos of Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The winner of this years Dancing With The Stars reality dance program Derek Hough was interviewed by the nationally syndicated news program Bedroom Pillow Talk.
Hough sat in his Hollywood Hills mansion Casa
Larry King Bombshell: "My Replacement Piers Morgan Ain't Gonna Last!"
BEVERLY HILLS - Larry King, who was the "King of Talk Shows" proclaimed from his Beverly Hills mansion that the man who replaced him at CNN is not going to last.
King speaking with Putty Boxbrick,
Are Sarah Palin & Hubby Splitting Up?
According to a national tabloid and to some reports back in 2008 and 2009, the marriage of the former VP candidate, Sarah Palin, may be very shaky this morning.
The latest reports say that Sarah Palin's
Hawaii Governor Claims White Rats Ate Obama's Birth Certificate
Neil Abercrombie, the newly elected Democratic Governor of Hawaii, promised that he would prove to cynical birthers that Barack Obama was indeed born in Hawaii.
Claiming that he personally knew the parents of the
Dominus Noster Blasts John Ensign And Pretty Boy Dean Heller
LAS VEGAS - In a blistering critique of career criminal John Ensign and Pretty Boy Dean Heller, both of whom support a war that was started on a lie (no joke, see: NoAnthraxVaccine.net),
Dominus Noster Predicts Dean Heller Loses To Sue Lowden
LAS VEGAS - (Not satire) I predict the big boys line up for Sue Lowden and both Ensign and Heller get vaporized in the primary. Angle is, thank the Lord, a non-factor. It shouldn't
Playboy Mogul Hugh Hefner Reveals Why Nude Photos of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, And Dakota Fanning Do Not Exist
LOS ANGELES - One of the top news programs in America, Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that they have irrefutable evidence regarding so called nude photos of some of America's most popular young female singers.
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