Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Abbé Pierre Rises From The Dead!
Advocate for the homeless and friend to the poor, Abbé Pierre is reported to have risen from the dead.
World Obligingly Bends Over In Anticipation of Ev Return
Popular website comes back from the dead on February 4th
Surprise Rapture Disrupts Bush's 2007 State of The Union Address
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., January 24, 2007President Bush's 2007 State of the Union address bumped into an unexpected snag with the "rapturing" of approximately 150,000 Fundamentalist Christians yesterday, Washington
John Kerry Launches Line of French Cameras To Help Americans Break "American Lens" Habit
On the heels of his comments yesterday that it is unfortunate that Americans look through the world with an American lens, John Kerry has signed on with a French camera manufacturer to produce a line
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Peta Cries Foul After Diver Pokes Shark In Eye
The animal rights group PETA has unleashed a barrage of criticism against testosterone-laden divers after a man survived a shark attack by poking the beast in the eye. So this liquored-up yuppie invades the tranquil
Priest Caught Selling Absolution On Ebay
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorBronx, New York, May 12, 2009A Catholic priest from the Norwood neighbourhood of Bronx, New York, has been charged with selling absolution via an account on
Retro-nose: Women's Prayer Group Vows To Carry Out Pat Robertson's Decree Against Hugo Chavez
Security around Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has been beefed up in recent days, as authorities have learned that he is the target of a gang of blue-haired Nebraskan women who have arrived in Venezuela to
Hangover of The Week: Vick Joins Wrong Mile High Club
Earth to Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick: Hiding your pot in a water bottle is like hiding your handgun on a chain around your neck.
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