Stories Archive by Month - January

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Aclu Demands Prison Release of Controversial Dakota Fanning Movie

Aclu Demands Prison Release of Controversial Dakota Fanning Movie

The ACLU issued a statement today demanding that Dakota Fanning's new movie Hound Dog-- in which the 12 year old actress acts out a violent rape scene--be given full release to the country's prison system

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 January 2007
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Catching Up With Cynthia Mckinney!

Update: After departing jobs at McDonalds and Burger King for what she called personal reasons, we're thrilled to report that former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney has landed on her feet at a 7-Eleven in the greater

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 January 2007
Vick's Water Bottle Endorsed By Dave Mathews

Vick's Water Bottle Endorsed By Dave Mathews

Vick's water bottle endorsed by Dave Mathews

 Sportalicious!
Added: 29 January 2007
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U.S. To Outsource Jobs

Washington DC - A startling New bill passed into law early this afternoon that will outsource the executive branch of the government. 'It is a great way to save our tax payers money; think of

 The Spoof
Added: 29 January 2007
Dennis Kucinich's Former Elementary School Tormentor Coming Out of Retirement

Dennis Kucinich's Former Elementary School Tormentor Coming Out of Retirement

Guest Editorial By Butch Nicotera Most of you have no idea who I am, so please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Butch Nicotera and I went to school with Dennis Kucinich, or

Vial of Angelina Jolie Saliva Sells On Ebay For $43,450

Vial of Angelina Jolie Saliva Sells On Ebay For $43,450

A vial of Angelina Jolie's saliva sold on eBay for $43,450 this week, with hundreds of bids pouring in for the rare and highly sought-after collectible.

On The Campaign Trail With John Edwards (part Ii)

On The Campaign Trail With John Edwards (part Ii)

TNOYF continues our special on-going coverage of John Edwards, as he explores the two Americas theme central to his presidential campaign. See Part I here. Hello America. Thank you for joining me on this amazing

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 January 2007
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72-year-old Breaks Hip Mailing In Daytona Application

Stock car racing veteran James Hylton will attempt to qualify for this year's Daytona 500 at the age of 72, which would shatter the old 'oldest-ever' record by seven years.

 Sportalicious!
Added: 29 January 2007


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