Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages Is New Book Club Pick
Oprah Winfrey announced today that the Chicago suburban Yellow Pages is her next book club pick. This is her first book club selection since James Frey's controversial 'A Million Little Pieces' last year. Frey's book
Jolly Green Giant Faces Paternity Test
There is no happiness tonight in the valley of the Jolly (ho, ho, ho) Green Giant. The big guy has been sued for child support and is facing a paternity test tomorrow. The suit was
Belichick Religion To Disband
The 700-plus members of the Church of BilBel, who believed New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was a prophet of mind-boggling intelligence sent from a distant planet to control and eventually colonize earth's population
This Girl Scalps Tickets To Bob Hope Desert Classic!
Charley Hoffman outlasted John Rollins in a playoff to claim his first career victory - I bet she's sorry she dumped those ducats now!
Ford Motor Company Preemptively Recalls 6.1 Million 2011 Models
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorDearborn, Michigan, August 29, 2009A spokesman for Ford Motor Company announced today the preemptive recall of all 6.1 million model year 2011 cars expected to be produced
Kerry Signs Former Iranian President's Wef Program
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Earth Downgraded To Non-planetary Status
First they downgraded Pluto. Then Uranus. Now according to SpaceStuff.Org, Earth is not only NOT a planet, it's not even an asteroid .. it's simply a great big rock floating around in space less important
Pisces horoscope
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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