Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Arctic Beauty Forced To Relinquish Her Crown
Snowball, a 10-month-old polar bear cub and the reigning Ms. Ursine USA, was forced to relinquish her title recently after this racy photo of her and an unidentified human circulated around the Internet. Event organizer
"Cat Lady" Sally Lieber Offers Child-rearing Tips
In an effort to fend off criticism that her childless status makes her a questionable proponent of anti-spanking legislation, California legislator and cat-lover Sally Lieber is now offering some helpful child-rearing tips for parents. Guest
Weird Happenings
A few years back this weird instances happened in the suburbs of India. A happily married couple staying in a small house in the suburbs, faced these strange happenings in their house.
Steve Irwin Returns As Crock
Australia, Steve Irwin, highly respected nature and wildlife conservationist who was tragically killed in an accident while swimming with stingrays has returned to earth taking the form of a crocodile.
Global Warming, An Urban Myth?
A television meteorologist claims global warming and the effects of green house gasses are totally blown out of proportion by money grubbing researchers.
Porno Pete Perks Up Penzance Pervs
Penzance pensioner, Peter Pottle, was today the toast of his local community as he opened the area's first licensed sex shop.
Dr Gillian Mckieth's Do-do Diet
Barking mad, You Are What You Eat, game show host, infamous for sniffing and prodding her hapless contestant's pooh, is herself a convicted pooh eater. Private medical records presented...
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The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......
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