Stories Archive by Month - January

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In Drive To Bridge Generations, Kennedy Backs Obama

(2008-01-27) -- Demonstrating his broad-based appeal to youthful, as well as seasoned voters, Democrat presidential hopeful Barack Obama stands poised to receive the endorsement of Massachusetts Sen. Edward M. Kennedy. "As we veteran Democrats drive to

 Scrapple Face
Added: 29 January 2008
Evolution Gains Momentum In Florida Church Court Case

Evolution Gains Momentum In Florida Church Court Case

(Jackson County Florida) Ucs News : Supporters of Intelligent Design, the new Creation Science, were dealt a major set back by the 5th circuit court. According to a court decision released

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 29 January 2008
Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

Flat Chested Girls Sue For Federal Disaster Relief

An organization of small breasted women, calling themselves 'The Young and the Chestless,' have sued the Federal Government and F.E.M.A. (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) for not responding quickly enough to their medical condition.

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Pc Weenies: The Electronic Tether

Maybe you should look that gift horse in the mouth...

 BBSpot
Added: 29 January 2008
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Socgen Is France's Northern Crock Say Investigators

Paris, France - (Sarkozy Mess): Prosecutors investigating the $7 billion fiasco at the SocGen bank are warning that it is farce becoming France's answer to the UK's Northern Crock Bank fiasco.

 The Spoof
Added: 29 January 2008
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"Me Too" Admits Your Mum

Your mum revealed yesterday that she too has cheated with love rat footballer Ashley Cole.

 The Spoof
Added: 29 January 2008
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The Fuck It List

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 29 January 2008
Geek Certificates

Geek Certificates

Here are three certificates which you can use for those special occassions in a geek's life. Just print them out, fill in the relevant information and hand them out. There, you've just made a geek's

 BBSpot
Added: 29 January 2008


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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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