Stories Archive by Month - January
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Jessica Simpson's New Bed Partner Loves It
Replacing Tony Romo, Billy Corgan and John Mayer could be a hard job but apparently from all the recent reports, Sammy has done the job.
It's a long way from today's top Cowboy to a
American Idol Boots Top 24 Finalist Michael Lynche Because of Media Revelation
Michael Lynche thought that he had it made. He'd passed his audition on American Idol last fall, and then made it through Hollywood week (filmed earlier this month, but not to be broadcast until February).
Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged In Throat
Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who
Blair: "Iraq Invasion Was Just A Joke"
Tony Blair has revealed that the invasion of Iraq was really a prank gone wrong. Speaking ahead of his appearance at the inquiry Blair said "Look, I had a few mates round, we had a
Gop To Honor James O'keefe For Break In At Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices
(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O'Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP's bidding. O'Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested
Free Online Dating Service Expands To Europe
"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer.
Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use
Cheryl Cole's Lips Suddenly Double In Size - Mick Jagger Is Jealous
LONDON - X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole was spotted at London's Heathrow Airport with a pair of lips that Mick Jagger, Angelina Jolie, and Lisa Rinna would all be jealous of.
Cole was asked about the sudden
Valentine's Day Cancelled By Greeting Card Companies
In a shocking announcement by the top three greeting card companies around the world, Valentine's Day will be cancelled, starting this February 14th, 2010.
Pauly Moshun, spokesman for the Acme Greeting Card Company, tells reporters, "It
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