Stories Archive by Month - January

After an abnormally high number of gang-related incidents involving spontaneous combustion, Birmingham police have installed equipment from the US to detect flatulent outbursts. It is the first time the Grosshammer Ultrawave Flatulence Finder (GUF...

Ground breaking Green Petrol replacement - Scientists at the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory have anounced the invention of a hydrogen-based fuel bead to replace petrol and which DOES NOT EMIT GREENHOUSE GASES. The fuel is Hydride-based

LOS ANGELES - Jasmine Villegas, who not only was Justin Bieber's opening act last year but who also dated the young Canadian for two months has revealed an intimate detail about the Bieber. Villegas, 17, who

Liverpool striker Fernando Torres, seemingly wants to be looking at the exit door at Anfield. To go to Chelsea. Seems it's a question of personal choice, and not, as has been suggested in some quarters, a

BUENA PARK, California - A local Left Coast newspaper is reporting that Robert Pattinson star of the Twilight vampire series movies and Ines Sainz star sports reporter for Mexico's Azteca TV were recently spotted at

Katie Hopkins, star of the Apprentice, robustly defended Andy Gray and his sidekick Alan Keyes for the 'sexist' banter that got them sacked. She said that: 'If you look at all female shortlists for positions, is

London - (Hackers): A leather-jacketed biker chick pic of Burchill used to hang in Conservative Party HQ during the 1980s, admittedly at least 50lb and four dress sizes ago. Mrs Thatcher's grandees were cock-a-hoop about

After worldwide press attention this week, the ongoing mystery surrounding a baby grand piano that was deposited on a sandbar in Florida's Biscayne Bay has finally been solved. The 650lb piano got there as result