Stories Archive by Month - January

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Myspace Dies, Thanks For The Obit!

Funeral for a friend. - The once mighty social networking giant, Myspace, died yesterday afternoon after a long, hard-fought battle with Zuckerberginoma, a common form of web cancer caused by the Facebook virus. It

 The Spoof
Added: 27 January 2011
Kate Middleton Leaves Family Firm -  Gets The Sack

Kate Middleton Leaves Family Firm - Gets The Sack

Royal Bride-to-be Kate Middleton has left her job as project organiser at 'Party Pieces' her parents' mail order company 'to concentrate on the wedding' according to sources. Officially she has been dismissed by her mum and

 The Spoof
Added: 27 January 2011
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Susan Boyle Gets New Pussy

Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a

Man Lets Out Hellacious Fart In Mexican Restaurant, 3 Dead

Man Lets Out Hellacious Fart In Mexican Restaurant, 3 Dead

Man Lets Out Hellacious Fart In Mexican Restaurant, 3 Dead It may have been the strongest human fart in recorded history and the results

 Melting Clock Times
Added: 27 January 2011
'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal With Al-jazeera To Cover World Cup!

'Randy Andy' Gray Moves On: Signs $3.5m Deal With Al-jazeera To Cover World Cup!

A smug Andy Gray, fired from Sky News and deprived of his lucrative salary, wasted no time in moving his career forward as he signed a new deal with Al-Jazerra after the Qatar based media

Andy Gray Sacked!

Andy Gray Sacked!

Horror in the world of sports broadcasting today with the revelation that Andy Gray has been sacked by BSkyB, but amazingly, it wasn't clarified that the dismissal was executed over disparaging remarks made off-air about

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Making A Career of Davos

The World Economic Forum, the yearly gathering in Davos, Switzerland, not only provides the rich, powerful, famous, and a few who happened to weasel their way into an invitation, a chance to ruminate on

 The Chortler
Added: 26 January 2011
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Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal Back Together Again And Seen Canoodling At Guido's Hot Dog Shack #7 In Downtown Brooklyn

BROOKLYN - It was reported on the nationally syndicated television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight last night that country sweetheart Taylor Swift and Hollywood bad boy Jake Gyllenhaal have rekindled their romance. The once again

 The Spoof
Added: 26 January 2011


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