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Ethics Concerns Raised Over Cadburys Human-rabbit Hybrid

BIRMINGHAM, England - Cadbury-Schweppes scientists announced Friday that they are "past the initial hurdles" of creating hybrid embryos by fusing human cells with rabbit eggs. The company want to use the embryos to produce intelligent...

 The Bentinel
Added: 04 February 2006
George W. Bush And Jack Abramoff Photographed At Brokeback Mountain

George W. Bush And Jack Abramoff Photographed At Brokeback Mountain

Unconfirmed sources have posted the missing White House photos of George W. Bush and convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff. The photos are more than just standard smile and shoot holiday snaps as the White House...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 February 2006
AOL To Introduce Guaranteed Spam Delivery

AOL To Introduce Guaranteed Spam Delivery

Matthew writes: AOL has finally figured out how to charge for e-mail: Forget about charging the 5% of legitimate senders and make the spammers pay to reach their customers directly.

 Slashnot
Added: 04 February 2006
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Super Bowl Halftime Show Hits New Low

By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterTampa, FL February 2, 2009 Despite the NFL having announced in 2004 that MTV would never be involved in another Super Bowl Halftime Show, NFL officials...

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 Avantnews
Added: 04 February 2006
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Low Jobless Rate Leaves Workers Too Tired To Shop

(2006-02-03) ? The Democrat National Committee (DNC) responded to today?s news of another drop in joblessness by warning that overworked Americans might be ?too tired to shop,? thus sending the economy into a tailspin.

 Scrapple Face
Added: 04 February 2006
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The Edge To Split From U2?

New Orleans, LA (USA Tomorrow) - David Evans a.k.a. The Edge of the famous rock group U2, has begun following in the footsteps of the group's controversial front man and...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 04 February 2006
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Apple Sued Over Ipod Hearing Loss

Matthew writes: Apple computer was sued today in class action lawsuit alleging that iPod users suffer from an impaired ability to hear while using the device.

Man Has Heart Attack At Cardiologist Ball; Bush Goes Insane Visiting Asylum

Man Has Heart Attack At Cardiologist Ball; Bush Goes Insane Visiting Asylum

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 Bongo News
Added: 04 February 2006


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