Stories Archive by Month - January
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Motorola Releases New Line of Fonrs
Matthew writes: Building on the success of its new “four letter, ends in R, and drops schwa vowels” naming scheme, Motorola has announced a new line of trendy niche phones. The new phones will...
Western Union Sends Last Telegram
Matthew writes: To celebrate the sending of the last telegram ever on January 26th, 2006 (145 years after Samuel Morse sent the first one) we thought we'd use the SlashNOT transchronizer to celebrate...
Ub313 Demands Status As 10th Planet
Matthew writes: Emissaries of the enigmatic planet-sized-and-shaped-object-orbiting-the-sun UB313 have again demanded planetary status now that its size has been measured and confirmed to be larger than Pluto.
Whale In Thames River Dies After Eating British Food
LONDON — The whale that rescuers were carrying out to sea from the Thames River died, according to the London Port Authority.
Millions of Computers Ruined By Microsoft WMF Patch
REDMOND, Washington - Computer owners hungrily downloaded the latest patch to the Windows operating system made available Thursday on Microsofts web site. Before many of them could be warned, the patch succeeded in erasing...
Slashnotes: Best of Slashnot Available Soon
Matthew writes: We're back from producing the Best of SlashNOT!--It's being published as we speak and will be available soon. As you can see, the satirical onslaught has resumed.
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Muslim Cartoon Stirs No Laughs Or Riots From Christians
(APE) Al Jazeera struck back today on the heels of worldwide rioting which resulted from the publication of 12 drawings in the Danish press. The drawings, various depictions of Allah and...
Boehner Rises Above Taint
By Ion Zwitter, Capitol Hill Special CorrespondentWashington, D.C., February 13, 2006Recently-elected House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-OH) vowed tonight to "rise above the partisan taint" that has divided capitol hill in recent...
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