Stories Archive by Month - January
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Dubya: "I Am Linguist Bad"
Earlier today, the White House distributed a press statement to newspapers globally. It was transcribed by secretary Sarah Peters as Bush dictated his world-wide message to her. It reads:...
Photoshoppers Turn Ugly In Hillary Clinton Run For '08 Presidency
New York, NY (Rotters) - Ever since being fingered by George W. Bush as the favored presidential election opponent for the Republican Party in 2008, Senator Clinton has been met with...
Exxon Charity Coffers Suffer From Tumultuous 2005
IRVING, Texas − In a press release provided by an emotional Public Relations Manager of petroleum company, Exxon-Mobil, the heart-breaking, though not unfamiliar story of charitable contribution short-falls was again being told.
Jack Palethorpe Rates The Girls At Sundance 2006
Bongo News’ movie critic, Jack Palethorpe, attended the 2006 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah.
Necrophilia On The Rise Thanks To Tim Burton's Corpse Bride DVD
Many single, desperate men who can't find love the old fashioned way or have trouble meeting girls at clubs and bars are turning their attention to NAMCLA...
Barbara Bush Tells George To Clean Up Mess
The former first lady and current mother of everyone's favorite president George 'Dubya' Bush, has publicly called for her powerful son to clean up the mess he has created in Iraq.
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