Stories Archive by Month - January

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Rumsfeld: From Battle Hardening To Battling Hardons

Rumsfeld: From "Battle Hardening" To "Battling Hardons"

Washington, DC (Rotters) - Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld went on the defensive today responding to charges that the Department of Defense and the Bush administration sought to ignore and

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 03 February 2006
Hamas Election Victory Could Cause Middle East

Hamas Election Victory Could Cause Middle East

The Hamas victory in last week's Palestinian elections could cause "turmoil, ill-will, and possibly even violence in the Middle East," political analysts said yesterday.

 Broken Newz
Added: 03 February 2006
You Might Be A Geek If...

You Might Be A Geek If...

You've notched a floppy to double it's capacity.

 BBSpot
Added: 03 February 2006
US-Mexico Drug Tunnel Wins Prestigious Safety Award

US-Mexico Drug Tunnel Wins Prestigious Safety Award

SAN DIEGO — The Mine Safety and Health Administration awarded the Medal of Honor, its most prestigious safety award, to the US and Mexican conglomerate responsible for the recently discovered Tecate/San Diego drug smuggling and illegal immigrant tunnel.

 Bongo News
Added: 03 February 2006
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Wikipedia Reports Death of Eugene Mccarthy, This One Guy From The Sixties

Wikipedia Online Encyclopedia – Eugene McCarthy, this one guy from the Sixties who wanted to be president or something, died. He was like 100.

 Bongo News
Added: 03 February 2006
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More From The Secret Diary of Matt Drudge

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 The Chortler
Added: 03 February 2006
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Gop To Pick New Majority Leader: Harriet Miers

(2006-02-02) ? To demonstrate their level of commitment to substantive lobbying reform, House Republicans today will pick former Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers as their new majority leader, according to unnamed legislative aides.

 Scrapple Face
Added: 03 February 2006
Cartoon Network Cancels 'Hey Mo' Morning Kid Show After Mohammad Caricature Backlash In France

Cartoon Network Cancels 'Hey Mo' Morning Kid Show After Mohammad Caricature Backlash In France

Story by Marcelo Lewin on Wednesday, February 1, 2006

 The Daily Farce
Added: 03 February 2006


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