Stories Archive by Month - January
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Terrorist Chatter "Elevated" .. Super Bowl Xl To Prohibit Suitcase Nukes
Detroit police are issuing the following warning .. 'If you are carrying a suitcase nuke, YOU are not getting into the stadium!'. Harsh words, especially if you're also carrying a $3000 ticket but Homeland Security...
Responses To The New Majority Leader
John Boehner of Ohio celebrates his new position by Steven Benaquist.
6 In 10 Vampires Do Not Know Own Blood Group, Survey Finds
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Medical CorrespondentGreat Neck, Long Island, August 3, 2012The largest health awareness survey of vampires yet conducted found that six of every ten vampires surveyed could not identify
Bush Withdraws Justice Samuel Alito's Supreme Court Nomination
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., March 2, 2006President George W. Bush said today he will be withdrawing his nomination of Justice Samuel Alito to the United States Supreme Court, citing
Marijuana And A "Bearded Bean Pole" Osama Found In Mexican Tunnel
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Bush Faces Copyright Lawsuit From Estate of George Orwell
“War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength. And, oh yeah, 9/11.”
by Dylan Jameson
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Anne Coulter Reads Bongo News: Picks Up Our Suggestion On Killing Leftists
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Lindsay Lohan's "Teabag", Britney Spears' Breasts And George Bush's State
Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina, told the Star that her daughter's injury while she was staying at Bryan Adams' home was due to a tea cup that slipped out of Lohan's
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