Stories Archive by Month - January
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President Bush's State of The Union Address Unusually Frank, Honest
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 2, 2007The State of the Union address delivered by President George W. Bush last night was marked by a dramatic departure from the accustomed
Exxon Charity Coffers Suffer From Tumultuous 2005
IRVING, Texas − In a press release provided by an emotional Public Relations Manager of petroleum company, Exxon-Mobil, the heart-breaking, though not unfamiliar story of charitable contribution short-falls was again being told. Marred by major
Photo of Bush With Abramoff Proves Bush Is Corrupt
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Bush Awards Motherhood Medals of Freedom
Washington, DC - In a White House ceremony, President Bush today awarded three women with the Congressional Medal of Freedom for Motherhood.
Chemical Company Receives Patent For Air
Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire
National Knife Association Attacks School Violence
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterBuford Falls, Ohio February 18, 2009 Clarence Rattleford has wielded knives on a daily basis for as long as he can remember and to his recollection
Democrats To Launch National Exorcism Campaign
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterWashington, DC March 12, 2007 As Gov. Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC), and his staff looked through the results from the 2006
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