(CNN BREAKING) In a seriously unlikely series of historic rapid-fire Lemony-Snicket events Ford's CEO yesterday announced massive layoffs resulting 90 minutes later in Microsoft purchasing the entire troubled auto manufacturer itself then, 14 mi...
Washington, DC (UPSI) - Anonymous White House sources last night claimed that the president became "unhinged" aboard Air Force One during his return from an appearance at the Grand Ole Opry
President Bush has filed a report with Capitol Hill police claiming his pocket was picked during his State of the Union appearance on Capitol Hill. Capitol Hill police were ordered to detain anyone looking suspicious