Stories Archive by Month - February
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Exxon Profit For 2006> $39.5 Billion !
NEW YORK -- Exxon Mobil Corp. Thursday reported the biggest annual profit on record for a U.S. corporation - earning more than $75,000 every minute of 2006.
Super Bowl To Ban Roman Numerals Starting In Mmviii
Super Bowl XLI will be a milestone in Super Bowl history. Will the game be more entertaining than the commercials? Unlikely. Rather, this will be the last year the NFL will designate the game with
Dysmennorhea Plagues Arsenal's Traore'
Twenty-first Century gender balance may have reached a new dimension as the Guardian Sport segment reported that: 'Arsenal's Armand Traore' was carried off the field on a stretcher with a 'serious case of cramps'. Replacement
Tim Russert Fights Back "I'm No Lap Dog"
(Washington, Ucs News) It has been a hard week for political reporter Tim Russert. Witness after witness testifying at the trial of I "Scooter" Libby have painted a grim picture of
American Idol Produces American Pabulum
American Idol is looking for a certain kind of talent, performers with the \'it\' factor.
Google News Servers Goes Down As Traffic Flows To Fake News Site
Unconfirmed sources report that ultra popular news site Google News suffered server problems today as a traffic spike overloaded the sites capacity. The spike was caused by millions of people logging
Duff And Breeze In War of Words
A bitter war of words has broken out between two Spoof writers, Duff and Breeze, over Breeze's suggestion that Duff would sink so low as to pepper articles with gratuitous vaginas.
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