Stories Archive by Month - February
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Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize In Square Dance Contest
Grand Forks, North Dakota - In a thrilling come from behind victory today, Charles Manson overtook 2 time champion Ned Sparks by scoring a 9 out of 10 in the freestyle round of the annual
God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista
In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move
Book Publisher To Re-release "How To Skin A Cat"
Publisher Doubleday has decided to re-release a book that has been out of print for over sixty years. How to Skin a Cat by Maybelle Huckleberry will be in print for the first time since
Polanski To Direct Up Pompeii! Remake
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Veteran film-maker Roman Polanski is to direct a big screen remake of the famous British 1970s sit-com Up Pompeii! in a film adaptation of Rolf Harris's best-selling hagiography of the same
Inter Mammary Intercourse Advocates Deride Ioc Decision
'Muff Diving should never have been approved before the Titty-F**k!' was the hue and cry of the IIMF (The International Inter Mammary F**kers). Cat Calls abounded at the IOC meeting in Likit, Australia.
Jennifer Aniston Admits To Nose Job
Actress Jennifer Aniston admitted today to having once had her nose fixed in plastic surgery. 'Sure,' she said, 'I had a nose job. I'm not ashamed to admit it, either!'...
Premiership Injuries Reprive
Just as sports fans were contemplating the impact of Ashely Cole's Knee injury, together with the enduring injury sustained by Michael Owen in the 2006 World cup finals in Germany. It seems that there is
Potter To Live After Final Book Released In July Says Rowling
London, England (Rotters) - To the relief of millions of fans worldwide, author JK Rowling today announced that "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" would be released on July...
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