Stories Archive by Month - February
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Chelsea Table Bid For Roy Race
SHED END: Chelsea have put in a massive £50million offer for striker Roy Race. The legendary (and fictional) Melchester Rovers player is out of contract at the end of the season, and it is thought
Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing
It has shocked gossip columnists around the globe but Shilpa's 'dirty' secret is out for the whole world to see.
Retro-nose: Extended Ted Kennedy Transcript From Dc Immigration Rally
Ted Kennedy: Are you working? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you have a good job? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love your family? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love America? Crowd: Do you
"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes In Son's Interview
A 'helicopter mom' crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at
Ad Campaign Triggers Boston Bomb Scare
BOSTON -- Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the
Srii Stymied In The Search For Intelligence At The Riaa
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Another Candid Sign From The Anti-war Protests
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Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed
U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was 'the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,' quickly turned into yesterday's news after...
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