Stories Archive by Month - February

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Chelsea Table Bid For Roy Race

Chelsea Table Bid For Roy Race

SHED END: Chelsea have put in a massive £50million offer for striker Roy Race. The legendary (and fictional) Melchester Rovers player is out of contract at the end of the season, and it is thought

 The Spoof
Added: 02 February 2007
Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing

Shock Exclusive - Shilpa Shetty Loves Dirty Dancing

It has shocked gossip columnists around the globe but Shilpa's 'dirty' secret is out for the whole world to see.

 The Spoof
Added: 02 February 2007
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Retro-nose: Extended Ted Kennedy Transcript From Dc Immigration Rally

Ted Kennedy: Are you working? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you have a good job? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love your family? Crowd: Yes! Ted Kennedy: Do you love America? Crowd: Do you

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 02 February 2007
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"Helicopter Mom" Crashes Through Glass Ceiling At Chase Manhattan; Intervenes In Son's Interview

A 'helicopter mom' crashed through the glass ceiling of her son's job interview today demanding higher salary and benefits for her hen-pecked son. As Albert E. Neuman, younger brother to Alfred, spoke with interviewers at

 The Spoof
Added: 02 February 2007
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Ad Campaign Triggers Boston Bomb Scare

BOSTON -- Authorities have arrested two men in connection with electronic light boards depicting a middle-finger-waving moon man that triggered repeated bomb scares around Boston on Wednesday and prompted the

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 02 February 2007
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Srii Stymied In The Search For Intelligence At The Riaa

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 BBSpot
Added: 02 February 2007
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Another Candid Sign From The Anti-war Protests

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 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 01 February 2007
Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was 'the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,' quickly turned into yesterday's news after...

 The Spoof
Added: 01 February 2007


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