Stories Archive by Month - February
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Plot Search Fails To Find Men In Banana Suits
SAS officers have spent the night searching 12 million Birmingham parks in connection with a plot or plan. Police are questioning nine hundred men arrested over the plot, or plan. A man in a banana
Scientific Report Proves That Women Are Basically Stupid
A study, headed by Professor J Caringbunny of the Californian Scientific Institute, which was set up to determine why women liked shoes and could not operate simple machinery, such as video recorders or cars, was
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US Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They Just Look Like They're Planning Something All The Time," Says Bush
Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing 'every penguin everywhere on this planet.'...
David Hasselhoff Detained As Germany Hands Down 13 Cia Related Indictments
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Berlin, Germany (Rotters) - Transplanted American singing sensation and television star David Hasselhoff was arrested early today by German police as the government followed through with
First Whore On Mars Due To Land In 5 Days
Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet
Biden On Obama: "Some of My Best Friends Are Highly Verbal, Well Groomed Negroes"
Senator Joe Biden remains under fire from both Republicans and Democrats over a racially insensitive remark he made regarding black presidential candidate Barack Obama. Speaking to the New York Observer recently Biden said, I mean
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