Stories Archive by Month - February
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The Donald Buys And Develops Site Near Stonehenge
The world had just learned about the unearthing of an ancient village near Stonehenge when the Trump takeover news broke.
Bush's Poll Ratings Sink To Historic Low
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" We've run out of chart on the low end." observed Frank Kile, of CBS news. Our most recent poll of last week showed that 99.99% of those
Columnist Molly Ivins Dies of Cancer
Political Columnist and satirist Molly Ivins passed away in her Texas home today of complications due to cancer. She was 62 years old at her death. Molly was famous as a liberal and had written
Bells Ring On Wall Street As "Vagina Warrior," President Bush Makes Grand Entrance
More than just bells were ringing as the president decided to walk in on the New York Stock Exchange today. One CNN female reporter almost had an orgasm as the president was within five feet
Mccain Renames Campaign Bus: I'll Kiss Your Ass!
Former Independent Thinker and Presidential candidate, John McCain has changed the name of his campaign bus from the 'Straight Talk Express' to 'The Ass Kiss Local'.
Hilton Tries To Get Satire Website Shut Down
Los Angeles - (Rioters): Lawyers acting for perma-faketanned C-List nonentity Paris Waldorf-Astoria have filed a federal lawsuit seeking to shut down a parody site that lampoons the peroxide bimbette's reproductive organs as weapons of mass
Caption This Photo of World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz On A Visit To A Turkish Mosque
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Specter Bill To Clarify Commander-in-chief Role
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(2007-01-31) -- Under the terms of a bill proposed today by Sen. Arlen Specter, R-PA, the president's role as commander-in-chief would be "redefined for the postmodern era as collaborator in chief."
The measure comes just
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