Stories Archive by Month - February
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Cbb Danielle Trumped!
Danielle Lloyd, known globally for sullying the air of Channel 4's Celebrity Big Brother, has been dumped by her former model agencies!...
Happy Wedgie Attacks On The Increase
The Deputy Chief Inspector of London's Metropolitan Police has today expressed serious concerns regarding the increase of random 'Happy Wedgie' attacks being carried out on London's streets in recent weeks.
Cliff Richard Releases Christmas Single
They say Christmas gets earlier and earlier with each year that passes. But for one man, it's coming especially early this year!...
"Global Warming Is A Weather Channel Conspiracy!" Warns Senator James Inhofe, R-oklahoma
Washington, D.C. Congress is investigating allegations that the Bush Administration instructed White House officials to censor and manage scientific reports coming from federal agencies.
Microsoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista
The first new Windows program in five years was released to a fanfare and an excited crowd today. The Windows Vista is the latest update from Microsoft for the windows operating system.
White House Vows To Investigate "Mis-reading" of Iraq Toiletries
A fierce struggle between allied forces and Moslem militants which flared last month over a misunderstanding involving U.S. men's toiletries is becoming focussed on a municipal toilet facility in Najaf.
Top 11 Headlines You Won't See On Windows Vista Launch Day
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Britney Spears Vagina Cold As Ice, Sex Tape Next?
For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
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