Stories Archive by Month - February

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Britney Spears Released. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

Britney Spears Released. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears\' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time

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Bbspot Mailbag

The persistent BBeliever continues his friendship with Esenam Ayele, and the real reason I don't weight 300 lbs.

 BBSpot
Added: 31 January 2008
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Stuart Pearce Named As Head Ball Boy At Wembley

After an unsuccessful start to his management career with Manchester City and England Under 21's, Fabio Cappello has made Stuart Pearce Head ball boy at all England internationals. The move comes after fierce demands by

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Giuliani Drops Bid, Pledges Connections To Mccain

Miami, FL (APE) - Former New York Mayor , and former GOP Republican presidential candidate front-runner Rudy Giuliani last night announced that he would be dropping his run

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 31 January 2008
Ed-e-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs? Meet Amber Colt.

Ed-e-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs? Meet Amber Colt.

Download here to meet Amber Colt! (New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 31 January 2008
Jk Rowling Behind Militant Al Qaeda Debt-collecting Racket

Jk Rowling Behind Militant Al Qaeda Debt-collecting Racket

Dutch Antilles - (Usury Mess): Notorious children's fiction plagiarist and fraudulent Harry Potter author JK Rowling is a principal shareholder behind a rogue offshore-registered holding company creaming off profits from an Al Qaeda-affiliated UK...

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Gm To Produce One Horsepower Carriage; Power Not Included

LANCASTER, Mich. - In an effort to support manufacturing jobs and help the environment, GM announced it will produce horse driven carriages. The motorized carriage will be phased out by the year 2018 to meet

 The Spoof
Added: 31 January 2008
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Wwf Slams Stupid Baby Bears Names As "Irresponsible"

The World Wildlife Fund has slammed 'irresponsible' zoos for naming their cutest additions with distasteful and degrading names. 'This has got to stop.' said WWF Spokesperson Lucy Lastic,' These bears are becoming a laughing...

 The Spoof
Added: 31 January 2008


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