Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Bush Vows That Monday’s State of The Union Address Will Not Be His Last
President Bush, expectedly steadfast in his assessment of the war in Iraq, the economic stimulus package he has proposed, and the prosperity of America, went a step further on Monday and swore to the American
Paris Wants David Beckham To Keep His Banana In His Pants!
New York - Bisexual socialite, reality television star, actress, exhibitionist, singer and tabletop dancer Paris Hilton wants LA Galaxy soccer star David 'Goldenballs' Beckham to keep his banana in his pants.
Giuliani Campaign May Have Been Illusion
Despite widespread rumors to the contrary, informants close to the former mayor report that his supposed bid for the GOP presidential nomination never happened.
Adding Value To Your Tax Refund
In an attempt to bolster the economy even further, ZipsterTax has now added access to future year's returns. This novel product will allow their customers to get huge returns long before anyone who is not
Top 9 Alternative Reuters Headlines For ?briton Admits Plot To Behead Muslim Soldier?
We here at The Nose On Your Face were quite impressed with the creative writing displayed in the recent Reuters headline regarding the British Muslim extremist who was apprehended and “charged with planning to
Tony Rezko Linked To Whitewater Scandal
(Chicago) Ucs News: The Whitewater scandal was an American political scandal which developed in President Bill Clinton's first term as president, after the death of deputy White House counsel Vincent Foster.
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