Stories Archive by Month - February
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Legislators Urged To Deliver Extra Tax Return Before Satellite Strikes, Ends Life On Earth
The news from scientists has been grim this week: “Powerless satellite to crash to Earth.� Though the exact location and time of the rogue satellite’s earthen impact cannot be ascertained, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson is
Final Bush State of The Union Speech Responsible For 21 Deaths Nationwide
Washington, DC (UPSI) - The federal government's Center for Disease Control this morning reported that President Bush's final State of the Union address last night had been indirectly
Italians To Use Pavarotti's Underpants As Flag
The Italian olympic team are to honour tenor Luciano Pavarottti by entering this years Olympic opening ceremony not carrying the Italian flag but instead marching under an old pair of the legendary singers Y-fronts.
Scarborough To Lose Beach
After months of speculation, Scarborough Borough Council confirmed this morning that Scarborough is to lose its beach.
Retro-nose: Viewer Sues After Surprise Appearance of John Madden At “critical Moment� of Porn Video
In a surprising twist on the news that some children were discovering porn images on the new John Madden 2007 X-Box Football Game, a Las Vegas man has claimed that he discovered an image
Edwards Withdraws, Will Run With Obama
Denver, CO (APE) - One week before the nation's kickoff of the Super Tuesday primaries, the Barack Obama campaign announced that it would be promoting the nomination of former
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