Stories Archive by Month - February
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Rudy Giuliani Stays In Race Despite Finishing 3rd
(Florida) UCS News: The Republican primary turned into another third-place showing for Rudy Giuliani the former New York Mayor fighting two candidates running for history.
But it didn't change his
Miley Cyrus Downplays Internet Underwear Pics
Hollywood, CA (DMZ) - Teen singing sensation, Miley Cyrus, has admitted that the revealing pictures posted on the Internet of her in her underwear are indeed authentic. She
Federer: The Day My Balls Shrank
Gstaad, Switzerland - (Walkover Mess): Twelve-times grand slam-winning tennis champion Roger Federer emerged from the doldrums today at an Alpine skiing resort chalet in Gstaad and told close friends of his retractile testicles blow at
Rosetta Stone: "Old, Damaged And Poorly Packed". Furious Ebay Buyer Posts Negative Feedback
London (Reuters) - The art world was reeling today after the winner of an Ebay auction for the Rosetta Stone posted negative feedback complaining that the stone was poorly packed, missed pieces and was 'not
Kennedy Says He Actually Doesn't Back Either Clinton Nor Obama
There seems to be a misunderstanding concerning the recent announcement that the Kennedy's have endorsed the campaign of Barack Omaba - according to the most famous Kennedy - he says he knows nothing about it.
Gnomes of Zurich $10 Million Blair Deal
Davos, Switzerland - (Rogue Trader Mess): Swiss protection racket company Gnomes of Zurich AG has hired ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair in a 18 month $10 million sweetheart deal to advise on interntional money-laundering and
Copy of Great Wall of China To Be Built From Lego
To celebrate its 50th birthday, Lego, world famous makers of little bricks are to recreate a copy of The Great Wall of China, the only man-made structure to be seen from outer space.
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