Stories Archive by Month - February

(2008-01-29) -- Minutes after President George Bush signed an executive order Tuesday forbidding federal agencies from funding "earmark" projects which lawmakers slip into bills after voting, the White House announced that when the president signed

(2008-01-30) -- Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani plans to abort his presidential campaign today after a preliminary test in Florida showed significant defects. The former Republican front runner said his decision was "personal", and

It was shockingly discovered yesterday that this icon has badly inverted nipples and clandestinely had been fitted with both male and female adapters. This was verified by TheSpoof.com's science and technology reporter, and our sources

Global Warming, a process much discussed in the Al Gore narrated film 'An Inconvenient Truth,' has been discovered on the Sun. Scientists with the Atmospheric Sciences Lab (ASL) at White Sands Missile Range (WSMR) have

Cologne - (Bare Ass Cheek Mess): Fokker Mile High German Airlines is to inaugurate the maiden flight of its nudist service later this week flying to the popular naturist Baltic Sea resort of Usedcondom according

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorParis, February 11, 2008Jerome Kerviel, the so-called "rogue trader" whose actions resulted in a staggering $7.2 billion loss last month for French bank Societe Generale, simply got

By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterDubai, United Arab Emirates, February 9, 2010God's spokesperson, Ermil Higgibilly, announced today that once again the rapture would be delayed. This latest calamity to befall

What President Bush meant to say, but forgot. read more