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John Edwards Drops Out, Endorses Mccain

(2008-01-30) -- Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards today quit the race for the Democrat presidential nomination, and immediately endorsed Republican frontrunner Sen. John McCain. "As the presidential field narrows," Sen. Edwards will reportedly say at

 Scrapple Face
Added: 30 January 2008
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Bush's Neo-market Economic Cruelty

NOTE: ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott writes columns at Townhall.com. Here’s a glimpse of his latest, and a link to read more… - - - - - - - - - - Bush's Neo-Market Economic Cruelty by Scott

 Scrapple Face
Added: 30 January 2008
Bush, Congress Make Headway On Electronic Stimulation Package

Bush, Congress Make Headway On Electronic Stimulation Package

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 3, 2008In an effort to stave off a looming recession in the wake of moribund consumer sentiment, ongoing turmoil in world credit markets and

 Avantnews
Added: 30 January 2008
The Paris Hilton To Be Inducted Into The Comedy Hall of Fame

The Paris Hilton To Be Inducted Into The Comedy Hall of Fame

Following such illustrious greats as Woody Allen, George Burns and the Marx Brothers, the hotel known as the Paris Hilton is to be inducted into the Comedy Hall of Fame for the years of faithful

 The Spoof
Added: 30 January 2008
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Italy Pins Stability Hopes On Medfly

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorRome, Italy, January 31, 2018A spokesman pro tem for interim Prime Minister Mario Piccolo announced today that a long-term effort to modify the Constitution of Italy to

 Avantnews
Added: 30 January 2008
Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper To Make “easy Rider Too: Cantankerous Old Hippies”

Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper To Make “easy Rider Too: Cantankerous Old Hippies”

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Entertainment EditorMalibu, California, February 24, 2008At a rambunctious, rowdy, star-studded post-Oscar afterparty tonight here in Malibu, California, actors Dennis Hopper and Jack Nicholson announced they will shortly

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Added: 30 January 2008


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