Stories Archive by Month - February
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Spears And Hilton Combine With Sex "To Make Eye-catching Headline"
In an audacious bid for views, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears combined their considerable status and interest-value with the equally attractive abstract noun \'sex\' in order to garner as many views of this story as
Superbowl Fever Kills Three
New York - Tragedy struck Midtown Manhattan Friday night when three patrons of Scruffy Duffy's Sports Bar were overcome with Superbowl fever and died; their lifeless bodies discovered in a heap near the dartboards.
Share Dip Means Comparison To Long-running Party Finally Ends
The balloons may have popped, the champagne may have gone flat and the Porsche may have lost its sheen but an in-depth analysis of the recent financial ups-and-downs to hit global money markets has shown
Spice Girl Tour Cancelled After Row About Lesbian Act
The much hyped Spice Girl tour has been cancelled after irreconcilable artistic differences within the group. According to sources close to the band, two of the girls had felt that their act was not sufficiently
Former Miss Teen South Carolina To Be Next White House Press Secretary, Bush Says
President Bush introduced a new Press Secretary today at a White House press conference, bringing to an end speculation that former Press Secretary Britney Spears would be replaced due to
Sailor Found With Crack
Portsmouth, UK. A serving sailor has been suspended from duties aboard the British warship HMS Haveago after a routine search discovered that he was carrying illegal drugs.
Mccain's Campaign In The Red
John McCain's campaign was officially in the red at the start of the New Year. Senator McCain proudly stated that he has no problem operating his campaign or the country, for that matter, in the
Nation Morns The Tragic Loss of Britney Spears
President Bush attended the state funeral of Britney Spears Today. Spears was laid to rest in Arlington Nation Cemetery and given all the honors befitting a dead pop star, even as
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