Stories Archive by Month - February
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Bush Wins Highspend Trophy!
George W Bush won his eighth consecutive Highspend Trophy today, with a $3 Trillion budget including over $400 Billion in new debt.
In Surprise About-face, Bill Clinton Backs Obama
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Marital CounselorChicago, February 5, 2008Astounding political pundits from Anchorage to Miami, former president Bill Clinton has rescinded his endorsement of spouse Hillary Clinton in favor of rock
Ron Paul Sweeps Republican Primary Elections In California, New York
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Elections AnalystSacramento, February 6, 2008Republican candidate for president Ron Paul swept the primary elections in several key states on Super Tuesday. The candidate, who despite the support
Stricken Ferry Dumps Millions of Condoms, Choc Biscuits And Anal Wart-removing Lotion Bottles
Lancashire - (Rioters): The stricken Riverdance ferry has dumped its entire cargo of Dimplex condoms, McVitie's choc chip cookies and Anusol Wart Remover Jelly onto the Lancashire shore prompting feverish looti...
Fat 19 Year Old's Album Makes UK No #1
London - (Large Ass Mess): A new Amy Winehouse she ain't. For a start Winehouse could fit three times over into Adele Adkins' since 20+ comfort-stretch jeans. In fact her entire body could squeeze into
Eva Mendes Enters Rehab For A Sexual Addiction To Herself; Scheduled To Undergo Electric Shock Therapy; Peta Plans Rescue Operation
Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition
Tnoyf Trademarks Mchitler
The John McCain name-calling has built to a fever pitch these last few days as the angry conservative blogosphere has worked itself into a frenzied, frothy lather over the looming nomination of John McCain
NASA Hires Yoko Ono As Intergalactic Operator
Following news that NASA will broadcast Beatles songs across the universe, renowned piss-artist, Yoko Ono, has stepped up to the fore to rally support for intergalactic communication.
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