Stories Archive by Month - February
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Fda To Regulate Toxic Assets
WASHINGTON, D.C.--In an effort to help fix the faltering economy and save it from asset toxicity, FDA regulators have initiated a new plan requiring labeling of toxic assets. All assets will
Puritan Pleasures
Cable TV Channel Set Up to Raise Moral Standards Condemned by Watchdog For Broadcast of Torture, Punishment and Humiliation! Are Channel's Owners Moral Guardians or Just Hypocritical Perverts?
Mickey Rourke Signs With Wwe
Following the recent success of his new movie "The Wrestler", Mickey Rouke announced today that he would be joining the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment Inc) from April of this year.
Some regard the choice as a
Father Who Named Kid After Hitler Backs Down
The father of three New Jersey children who have names associated with Nazis has backed down and will now rename them.
Heath Campbell told The Associated Press yesterday that the state Division of Youth and Family
Robbie Keane Forced To Rejoin Tottenham Against His Will
Robbie Keane, the striker who Liverpool signed from Tottenham Hotspur last summer, is furious tonight after the Merseyside club announced that he has been sold back to Spurs against his will.
Despite being loved by the
Groups Successfully Touring With Rock Band And Guitar Hero "Bands"
Los Angeles, CA − Anyone can pretend to be a rock star thanks to games like Rock Band and Guitar Hero, but now, for some, it's becoming reality.
Pisces horoscope
Harmless fun may come back to harm you over the coming weeks. Your sub-conscience may decide to rebel against you......
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