Stories Archive by Month - February
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British Banks Critiscise Liverpool Fc Actions After Robbie Keane Sale
A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today.
The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in
Olympian Michael Phelps And Presidential Sibling Caught Flaming Up A Fatboy At Inauguaration In Porta Potty
What does an Olympic champion swimmer and a Kenyan half Brother of the President have in common? The two seem to have answered that question by getting arrested recently for love of the same Maryjane.
Arsenal Sign Andrei Arshavin As Draught Found In Transfer Window
Andrei Arshavin, the Zenit St Petersburg striker, will complete his belated on/off move to Arsenal later today after a draught was found in the Transfer Window.
The window, which had already been firmly shut and locked
Springsteen Performs To Millions, Entertains Hundreds.
In a multimillion dollar deal which saw some of The Boss' purist fans raise their eyebrows, Bruce Springsteen performed for a global audience of millions last night at the superbowl half time show.
At the end
Woolworths Develops Special New Software To Service Internet Customers
Now that the Woolworths and Ladybird name has been rescued from obscurity and is about to become an internet business (much to the disgust of late-night revellers who now find that a Home Computer is
Doctors Warn That Punching Keyboard Increases Risk of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
A recent article published in the New England Journal of Medicine warns that many common computer activities, such as punching a keyboard or bitch slapping a monitor over a crashed hard drive, can contribute to
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