Stories Archive by Month - January
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Paul Mccartney And Heather Mills To Remarry Valentine's Day
Former Beatle Paul McCartney and his ex-wife Heather Mills are about to walk down the aisle for the second time. The surprise wedding will be held at a church on Penny Lane on February 14th.
Toni Terry Wags It Up In Dubai
Friends of Toni Terry, the wife of sex scandal plagued Chelsea and England captain John, who has allegedly been putting it about a bit, say that Mrs Terry appears relaxed and happy in Dubai as
Jennifer Aniston Opens Bachelorette Pad To Architectural Digest
Hoping to shift attention away from her inability to hang on to a man, or her no-longer- bankable, one dimensional characters on film, Jennifer Aniston will instead be featuring her new Beverly Hills home in
"I Hope You Die!" Betty White's Note To Fellow Golden Girl Who's Had A Stroke
"I hope you die, so I can be the last Golden Girl!" That was Betty White's "get well" card to fellow former Golden Girls cast member Rue McClanahan, who is recovering from a stroke.
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"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Rescinded. Gays Coming Out of Closets
Now that the United States military is rescinding the "don't ask, don't tell" policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they
Michael Jackson Elected To Pedophile Hall of Fame In First Year of Eligibility
The late pop singer Michael Jackson has had another honor come his way with his selection to the American Pedophile Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility. Jackson, who has versions of his
German Investment Group Hatches Plan For Auschwitz Theme Park
Jewish communities were in uproar this afternoon after a group of German investors announced plans to build a new theme park close to the site of the infamous Death Camp at Auschwitz, used to exterminate
Sun Microsystems Ceo Tweets Resignation, Starts Trend
When the CEO of Sun used Twitter to announce (actually he did it through poetry!) his resignation, it started an important trend for human resource departments all over the world. Out are long, detailed memos
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